Kumar Got Balls is a no-holds-barred extravaganza that tackles life, love, and the beautiful game with the sharp tongue and sharper heels that only Kumar can deliver. As the world goes football-crazy this June, Kumar asks the questions Singapore really wants answered: What the hell is half-ball, one-ball? How come your husband knows more about football statistics but cannot remember your anniversary? When will Singapore qualify for the World Cup?

From hawker centre debates to the uncle who thinks he’s Jose Mourinho after two Tigers, Kumar and his squad of queens and dancers take the pitch in a glittering collision of sequins, satire, and sporting chaos. Andy’s father should bet on this show – it’s a sure win.

Backed by a dazzling ensemble of dancers, outrageous costumes, and production values that scream “more extra than your mother-in-law,” Kumar Got Balls is 90 minutes (plus injury time) of pure, unapologetic entertainment.

The only own goal here? Not getting tickets.